HO-HO-HOBBYWHORES #48

About HO-HO-HOBBYWHORES #48

Welcome to Hobbywhores - the Women's Institute for degenerates. A place for like-minded, crisp-loving, sweary ladies to learn stuff, chat, dance, and have a drink (or 10).

As Hobbywhores turns 10 (WTF?), we gather once more at Mandela Hall for what has now become as much a part of the festive season as Cliff Richard or the purtrid whiff of an overcooked sprout - our Hobbywhores Christmas special!

On 4th December, I invite you to take a break from the shopping for thoughtful gifts, the painstaking efforts to make your house a cosy haven, and the endless making of lists that will need completed before you can slamdunk a bottle of Baileys with no bra on. Join our joyful gang and medicate with Tayto, safe in the knowledge that your loved ones are probably planning to buy you a new hoover or a bathbomb that will give you thrush. This is your time to not shine.

There will be prizes - they will be dreadful! There will be a disco - it will be shit! There will be bladder weakness, and sweating, and over-emotional meetings in the toilets - hurrah!

And you'll be home shortly after midnight, half cut and rolled in glitter.

Regulars will know that we don't announce our line-up until the week before the gig but you can be guaranteed there will be madness, music, and a lorra, lorra laughs - all under the guise of us learning something.

Follow us on Facebook and Instagram to keep up to date with the line-up and what you will need to do in preparation/bring along with you.

Note: This night is not for the easily offended, judgey, non-sweary or knob-headed. Don't say we didn't warn you.

YEEHAW! LET'S DO THIS!